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SMUDGE SAYS:It's good to be Bruce Wayne. You have billions of dollars, tons of fun gadgets, all the ladies love you, and your costume is definitly one of the best out there. Joker, Penguin, Riddler, Bane, Scarecrow, Catwoman, Killer Croc. These bad guys come in all shapes, sizes, intellects, and dispositions. Batman has to deal with the widest array of villains, and he always finds a way to win the day. On another plus side for the greatest detective of all time, he can comfortably lay claim to having the best superhero franchise in Hollywood. Sure, he has some campy 60's magic floating around the atmosphere, but thanks to Chistopher Nolan, Batman is sitting comfortably on top of the hero movie food chain. |
NAME: Bruce Wayne (Batman)
HEIGHT: 6'2" |
Batman has also been played by many great leading men as well. Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Christian Bale, and of course, the legendary Adam West. Ok, I know what you are thinking. Most of these guys were in Batman films that totally SUCKED! Be that as it may, these guys have shagged more women than the entire population of Gotham City, especially Adam West. Seriously, I heard that. Batman is a guy that witnessed the murder of his family, inherited a fortune, and used the capital to wage a one man war (barring Robin and Alfred) against the worst that evil has to offer. Bruce Wayne has such a legion of loyal fans because of one of his most endearing traits is actually a simple one. He's just a regular guy who got a raw deal. Sure he's far from regular, but unlike Superman, he's mortal, like a you or me, wearing a sweet batsuit, equipped with tons of toys, and a big fat wallet to boot. He's taken his share of severe beatings, both physical and mental, and he's come back stronger everytime. He even had his back broken by Bane, and he recovered from that to dish out some pretty intense retribution. |
