Alright kiddies, if you’re watching movies, then you know that when it comes to killing, there ain’t none finer than Schwarzenegger, Stallone, and the rest of the men-with-guns gang. But there are women in movies capable of cleaving a foe in two, kicking the tar out of people, and reduce mofos to swiss-cheese. Here is a tribute to these fine women.
10. Zula (Grace Jones) – Conan the Destroyer
Grace Jones strips down to nothing more than a loincloth and attacks people with a big stick. Sure the movie sucked, but if you were to put yourself in a situation where a half-naked Grace Jones was coming after you and swinging for the fences, you’d probably shit. Here’s the worst part of the whole ordeal. Let’s pretend for a moment that you have to fight a character from the Conan the Destroyer movie. You have:
Option #1: The legend himself, Conan the Barbarian |
Option #2: 7-foot-1 Bombatta played by Wilt Chamberlain with a weird looking axe |
Or Option #3: Zula. Tall, skinny, scantily-clad Grace Jones.  |
Yup, you probably picked Zula as your opponent. And then you died. That sucks.
9. Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar) – Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Ol’ Buffy was a regular high School student who was chosen by fate to become a slayer. She became a girl with the inborn talent to shatter vampires like glass. Buffy was always surrounded by a core group of friends including:
A dude named Xander |
a lesbian witch, |
a self-centered bitch, |
a good vampire, |
a psychotic slayer |
and a slew of others. And over the course of seven seasons, she continued to hand one vampire after another his ass as it turned to dust before his eyes.
Here is Buffy at her finest:
...kinda.
