15. Lopburi Monkey Buffet (Thailand)
This festival is held every year in Lopburi, Thailand. At this festival, Thai monkeys enjoy more than 2000 kg of fruits and vegetables. It attracts a local monkey population of approximately 2,000. Where else can you watch a wild animals smash each other with rocks to obtain the last cluster of fresh bananas.
14. Goat Tossing Festival (Spain)
The legend of this festival involves a young man who discovers a goat in the village and climbs to the top of the local Church belfry. The young man then tosses the goat out a window, 50 feet down to be caught by villagers. It was a rare treat when Brock Lesnar visited the festival and gave the goat an F5 onto the awestruck villagers, injuring both goat and human alike!
13. Cow Painting Festival (Luxembourg)
The country of Luxembourg create fake cows and then using their wildest artistic creation, paint a canvas on them. No prizes are awarded. Fortunately, a lot of beers are consumed for excitement. It's Luxembourg, what do you expect?
12. El Colacho - Baby Jumping Festival (Spain)
At this festival, anyone can bring their baby and watch in fear. Adults dressed as the devil jump over the infants to help protect them against illnesses. Unfortunately, studies have shown that this particular festival causes babies to lose their empathy and guilt, which is a common trait shared by serial killers. Enjoy the festival!
11. Golden Shears Sheep Shearing Festival (New Zealand)
Starting in 1961 from the dreams and inspirations of a few enthusiastic young farmers, this event is devoted to skillful art of shearing a New Zealand sheep. If I were to go to this festival, I would shave the entire sheep down to the skin except for the pube zone. I would shave it into the shape of a landing strip and call it: "Hommage to the muff of the 60s".
