5 of the Absolute Worst Fathers of All Time Page 2

2) Darth Vader (James Earl Jones’ voice) – Star Wars

I can just picture Darth bragging to the Emperor:
“After I cut off his hand, I was all like: “Luke. I am your father.” And he was all “Nooooo!”. It was awesome”

Then there would be an awkward amount of high fives and chest bumping.

1) Eldon Robeson (Everett McGill) – The People Under the Stairs

Of all the “Bad Dads” on the list, here is your grand champion. Along with his incestuous wife, the Robesons are on a quest to find the perfect child. Any adopted kid that doesn’t adhere to the rule of “Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil” get their ears, eyes or tongue lopped off. They are locked in the basement and fed scraps of human flesh. He owns a man-eating dog and dresses in studded leather when the going gets rough.
That’s a hell of a way to spend Father’s Day.