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7 Best Japanese Theme Restaurants (Page 2)


  3. Vampire Cafe

If vampires walked Tokyo, where would they go? Apparently, the ritzy Ginza area -- home to the Vampire Cafe. Vampire Cafes are alright, but I’d rather get served by a Japanese zombie though. I know what you are thinking, and yes, I admit, I dabbled in the dead, but I didn't like it that much. Not to mention it's all I think about and I fear I can't even climax any other way now, but I probably won't do it again. Honest.Vampire Japanese Theme CafeVampire Japanese Theme CafeVampire Japanese Theme Cafe

  2. Maid Cafe

One of the oddest trends in Tokyo is the Maid Cafe, which are staffed by young women dressed as maids who lavish their customers with attention, often calling them "master." If a Japanese maid will drop to her knees to stir my drink calling me "lord", I’m damn-well not going to stop her.
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  1. Nyotaimori Restaurant

How do you like your sushi? I like my sushi served on a beautiful naked lady. Don’t worry about sanitation at these restaurants. The women are shaved from neck-to-toe and always take a bath using a special fragrance-free soap. My only question is: what’s for dessert?
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