
When a member of the Big Smudge crew was travelling through Japan. He came across a curious little item at a hotel. Sitting. Waiting to be used. We don't really know what this bag is supposed to do. But if you examine the pictures... It's a horrible thing. It's a suicide bag.

As you can see here, in the first step to killing yourself, you inflate the bag, by shaking it it. Now, your head will be able to easily fit inside. As demonstrated on the right.

Now that the bag has been placed over your head, simply close off your access to the sweet life-giving supply of oxygen by fastening the bag at the neck. As demonstrated on the left.
NOW FOR THE BEST PART.

Keep the bag closed until you feel your life-force begin to fade away. You will know it's working when you suddenly transform into a sad raccoon. As demonstrated on the right.
Be sure to get a set of JBODs for your kids today! As you can see in the pictures above, they are a surefire smash hit with children of all ages.
*EDITOR'S NOTE* PLEASE DO NOT ACTUALLY SUFFOCATE YOURSELF WITH A PLASTIC BAG!









Those Japanese are nuts.
Those Japanese are nuts. TOOO EPIC TOO EPIC!!!
Submitted by DanE11 (not verified)
on Fri, 12/24/2010 - 14:53