Did you know that Jeff Goldblum got his career start as Freak #1 in the movie Death Wish? Not quite as illustrious as Rapist #2, but not bad.
I mean, it could be worse. I got my start as Rape Victim #2 in Ride or Die. When I got on set, I found out it was a gay porn. And a snuff film at that. That's the last time I ever go to an audition filed under the Farm+Garden section of Craigslist.
